Liz-isms

I say: So much fun!
I mean: Not fun at all.

I say: Lesbihonest/let's be honest
I mean: honestly
Do note: I was called out when I used this by a prospective employer who asked, "Well were you lying before?"

I say: WHAT!
I mean: I heard you perfectly clear, I'm just in a state of semi-shock over whatever you just told me.

I say: obvi/obvs
I mean: DUH!
Do note: I'm in touch with my inner valley girl and I'm ok with it.

I say: Gorge
I mean: more than gorgeous, like breathtaking even.

I say: amazeballs
I mean: ok.

I say: details please
I mean: if you omit to tell me the slightest thing, I will literally get up and leave.

I say: kthxbye
I mean: I made my point, BYE NOW.

I say: dece
I mean: either too amazing or too horrible to qualify or admit

I say: I love you
I mean: I'm currently fond of you because of whatever we're discussing/doing.

I say: cray cray
I mean: Britney-Spears-crazy

I say: I hate you
I mean: nothing in particular

I say: I DIED
I mean: I was happy; usually used in reference to clothes.

I say: UGH
I mean: I'm mildly annoyed, but I want you to think I'm extremely displeased.

I say: as per uje
I mean: as per usual

I say: love love love
I mean: I love it. A lot.
Do note: I use this before my name sometimes instead of "sincerely" or some other insincere but polite word (not in cover letters mom, don't worry). And since this post is over, let me show you:


Love love love,
Liz